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Kapetanov dnevnik. Zvjezdani datum,
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Nacionalni dan krofni.
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Napadnuti smo od
brod napravljen od čvrste vatre.
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Svo oružje jednostavno prolazi
i izađi na drugi kraj.
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Kao taj kuglični ležaj
Jednom sam zamenio za mentu.
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To je zagonetka, Kif.
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Donesi moju putnu kadu.
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Pod tušem dajem sve od sebe.
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Možete li barem
zatvorite zavesu, gospodine?
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Svakako.
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Poručniče Kroker!
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Očekuješ da razmišljam bez lufe?
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- Gdje je moja lufa?
- Kakva lufa?
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Vi! Ti si lufa.
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Hoćeš li biti tih? Pokušavam da razmišljam!
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Ah-ha! Voda!
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Vatra smrtni neprijatelj!
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Poručniče, vatrogasna voda.
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Šta je? Ko je potrošio svu vodu?
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Vaš tuš je iscrpljen
trogodišnje snabdevanje broda, gospodine.
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Pa, bez brige.
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Ovu bitku mogu završiti s dvije riječi.
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"Mi se predajemo."
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Potpišite ovu potvrdu o porazu,
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da mogu pokazati mami.
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Kif, moj sto.
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Samo ću staviti starog Zappa Hancocka na to.
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Velika samopouzdana tačka na I.
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Oh-ho. Sočniji si nego što sam mislio, Kif.
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Imao sam ga!
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- Prošao sam da trpim tvoje...
- sranje!
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Podnosim zvaničnu žalbu!
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Izgovara se kompliment.
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A sada s ponosom predstavljam
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mjesečnik Only Good Employee
nagrada mjeseca.
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Jao.
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Ovomjesečni primalac
ima posebnu distinkciju
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da je takođe osvojio nagradu
svakog prethodnog mjeseca.
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Misliš da sam to ja?
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Čestitamo!
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Bravo, Lila.
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Dosegli ste vrhunac uspeha
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u stagnaciji,
posao dostave u slijepu ulicu.
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Zaista ste pogodili vrh!
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Hvala svima.
To je ostvarenje sna.
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San koji se ponavlja.
Od koje se ne mogu probuditi.
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Ko želi tortu?
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Ostala je jedna šaka. Ja ću ga uzeti.
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Ja zovem ovo disciplinsko saslušanje
naručiti.
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kapetan Brannigan,
Poručnik Kroker se uozbiljio,
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iako pomalo zabavne, optužbe.
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Imate li savjetnika?
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Ja kažem, kažem, prisutni!
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Poručniče Kroker, imate li advokata?
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Vi predstavljate
obje strane u ovom slučaju?
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Dok mi krila ne izdaju, Vaša Visosti.
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Dozvoliću ovo.
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Sada, gospodine Kroker, molim vas opišite
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užasan tretman koji ste izdržali
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u rukama mojih nevinih
drugi klijent tamo.
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Istuširao se javno
i koristio me da...
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izribaj mu pazuh.
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Bila je to šala.
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Bukvalno su se svi smijali
osim Kifa.
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Insistirao je da mi kaže
njegove fantazije o mojoj ženi!
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To je bio samo razgovor u svlačionici.
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Nosio je zeleno lice!
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Bio je to kostim za Noć vještica.
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Natjerao me da ga gledam kako nastupa
erotski navijački ples
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sa veslom za ping-pong
i čarapu za nedolazak.
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Bilo je to drugo vrijeme!
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Bilo je to juče!
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Pa priznaj!
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Časni sude, doneo sam presudu.
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Našao sam svog klijenta, Zappa Brannigana,
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- kriv.
- Dozvoliću ovo.
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Kapetane Brannigan, postoji
nema mesta u ovoj organizaciji
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za maltretiranje i uznemiravanje.
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Vaše grdno ponašanje ne može...
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Zašto me masirate?
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Samo izgledaš tako napeto.
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Takođe, trebalo bi da se više smejete.
Ljepši si kada se smiješ.
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Vidiš? Samo je ljepše za sve.
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Stoga je to presuda ovog suda
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da se suočite sa krajnjom kaznom.
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Izlazite sa ženom preko 35 godina?
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Zapp Brannigan,
ovim ste... otkazani.
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Druga najgora kazna.
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Biće ti oduzeta titula
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dok se obavezno podvrgavaju
trening osetljivosti.
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I za vrijeme trajanja vašeg otkazivanja,
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nosit ćeš Scarlet C.
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Prigovaram na ovo
neozbiljne, bedne optužbe.
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Neozbiljna perad?
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Vi me vrijeđate, gospodine!
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ko je to? Poop?
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Kapetan Turanga Leela,
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dali ste aplikaciju
biti DOOP pilot?
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Uh, da. Prije sat vremena.
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Unajmljeni ste.
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Kapetan Nimbusa!
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Tako da ćeš biti
Kifov komandni jastog?
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Negativno. zar ne?
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Potvrdno.
Uzimam porodično odsustvo,
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tako da mogu da budem šef
od nekoga ko mi se sviđa.
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Psst. Smrdi se treba promijeniti.
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Ali DOOP me je ovlastio
poneti sa sobom
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dva člana posade od poverenja.
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prvi oficir,
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koji,
u hrabroj komandnoj odluci,
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bit će Fry.
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O, hvala, dušo.
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Mislim, kapetane Honey. Gospodine.
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I glavni naučni službenik.
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profesor--
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Ja, Bender, ponizno prihvatam
ovo prestižno imenovanje.
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Takođe, dolazi sa duplom platom.
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Zbogom i sretno vas troje.
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Bili ste važan dio
iz porodice Planet Express,
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i jako ćete nedostajati.
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Sljedeća stavka. imamo...
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jedan, dva,
tri kancelarijske stolice na prodaju.
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Ovdje sam zbog treninga osjetljivosti,
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i, uh, takođe, da li imate
bolje izgleda sestra?
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Molim vas uđite unutra i sjednite.
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Obuka će uskoro početi.
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Zdravo, otkažite drugari.
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Želiš da znaš zašto sam poslat ovamo?
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Ne.
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Nepristojno izlaganje!
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Svi ste to vidjeli, zar ne?
Želiš da ga vidiš ponovo?
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Jedva sam to mogao vidjeti prvi put.
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Šta?!
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Video sam svetlije.
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da, pa,
ne radi se o svjetlini.
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Radi se o temperaturi boje!
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A ti? sta si uradio
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Meh, to je bio totalni BS.
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Neki ljudi su "navodno"
Bio sam verbalno uvredljiv
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i bacao hranu na moje kolege.
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Mislim, mnogo ljudi, zapravo.
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To je smešno.
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Očigledno nisi
vrsta za bacanje hrane.
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trebao bi razgovarati,
ti kantu svinjskog mesa porodične veličine!
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Au!
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To je boljelo na više načina.
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Bolelo je na dva načina.
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Zdravo, razred.
Ja sam dr. Kind, vaš instruktor osjetljivosti.
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Vau, ti si ružna.
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Oh! Ne razgovaramo na taj način ovdje.
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Ovo je bezbedan prostor.
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Činjenica je, ponekad,
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naše reči bole druge ljude,
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i moramo biti svjesni
kako se to oseća.
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Osećaj se ovako!
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Au! Au! Au! Au! Au! Au!
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Ovo nije neki budni seminar!
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Ovaj kurs će poprimiti formu
simulirane svemirske misije,
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sa mnom kao tvojim nasilnim kapetanom!
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I naučit ćete iz primjera
Ne postavljam!
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Jao!
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Sada me ljubazno pratite do simulatora.
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Ooh, oprezno. Postoji korak.
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Ova misija se može simulirati,
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ali moje zlostavljanje će biti vrlo realno.
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Postavite kurs za degradaciju!
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Hm, nikad nisam bio tamo. Zvuči egzotično.
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Drago mi je što imam civilnog pilota
tvog kalibra, Lila.
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DOOP se rebrendira kako bi projektirao sliku
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mirnog istraživanja, a ne rata.
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Takođe, želimo da pokažemo da nam je stalo
izgleda da nam je stalo do zapošljavanja žena.
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Vau, ogroman je!
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To je kao brod za krstarenje Princess
sa laserskim topovima!
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Nadam se da imaju dečji centar.
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Ne znaju.
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Ali postoji bife sa
sashimi star sve-što-možeš.
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Score!
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Zaista sam nervozan.
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Šta ako ne mogu ovo da podnesem?
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Lila, ne znam apsolutno ništa,
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ali znam jednu stvar.
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Bićeš sjajan.
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Nimbus posada,
Drago mi je da se predstavim
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zamjena Zappa Brannigana,
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Kapetan Turanga Leela.
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Opušteno, posada.
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Ja, um, znam da sam ništa
kao Zapp Brannigan, ali ja--
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Dnevnik dragog kapetana.
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Ako nisi ja, ne čitaj ovo.
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Pripremamo se za prvi kontakt
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sa primitivnom civilizacijom.
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U svakom slučaju, G2G. TTYL.
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PS, Fry izgleda slatko.
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kapetane,
vrijeme je da se spustimo na planetu.
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Jeste li pripremili šatl-kopter?
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Razmišljao sam o tome.
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Maybe we shouldn't intimidate them
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with our advanced technology.
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hm...
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općenito,
I like to intimidate new civilizations,
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but what did you have in mind?
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Kanta na užetu.
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Sorry you can't come, Bender.
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Your robot technology might scare them.
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Sigurna putovanja.
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This was a clever idea, Captain.
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Vidiš, Leela? Odlično ti ide.
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Nadam se da je moja robotska tehnologija
te ne plaši.
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A sada, da to zaustavim.
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Zdravo! We are people from the sky
koji dolaze u miru.
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Govore taktilijski.
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Ah!
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Ja sam Airee, Kralj planete Tactillia.
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Vekovima smo se pitali
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ako smo sami u svemiru.
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Ali sada, znamo da inteligentni život postoji,
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leti među zvijezdama u kanti.
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Dobrodošli.
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Kofu ljudi imaju
neobična tijela, o Quing.
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Imaju manje dugmadi, ali ne nijednu!
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Hej!
Samo zato što nosim kratku suknju.
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Ne znači ne.
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Blech! sta radis Prestani s tim!
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Kapetane! Poštujte njihove običaje!
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Moramo osvojiti srca
i dugmad ovih ljudi.
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Ali oni su tako grabljivi. Ups!
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Whee!
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Ovaj... Quing Airee,
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imamo važne stvari da razgovaramo,
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ali može biti teško.
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Naše civilizacije su na
veoma različite nivoe tehnologije.
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Bez šale. Putovao si u kanti.
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- Zapravo, to je bilo...
- Imamo mnogo toga da te naučimo.
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Četkaj jače, tubby!
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Ne možeš vikati na mene.
Na kratkim si rukama.
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Vičem na kojoj god visini želim!
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Vi! Operite zube!
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Nemam zube.
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Onda mi operi zube!
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Prokletstvo, to su fini...
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Vau!
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Svi mislite
ponizili ste svoju ekipu.
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Nisi ništa video.
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Uradiću nešto tako ponižavajuće
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da nikad nećeš biti isti!
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Idem da se istusiram...
upravo ovdje na mostu!
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Muka mi je.
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Ako se pitate kako je naša civilizacija
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- postao tako napredan...
- Nismo, ali--
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To je zato što smo to naučili
uprtač pneumatske tehnologije.
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Sve sofisticirane mašine koje vidite
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se napaja vazduhom.
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Čuo sam za vazduh.
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Ovo je naša glavna vazdušna elektrana.
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Vazduh duva
high-pressure transmission lines,
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so our citizens can power their appliances
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i naduvavaju svoje obroke.
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Fasciniran sam
all this wonderful air.
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odakle dolazi?
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Drago mi je da ste pitali.
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Gle!
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Oh ne, cekaj. Sačekaj.
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Gle!
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The Great Blow Hole!
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Sveže iz rupe.
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Vau!
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Ovo je zabavno.
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Gubite se iz našeg zraka!
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This is an amazing natural resource,
Quing Airee.
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Trebalo bi da uradite sve
in your power to protect it.
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Uh, Leela, nekoliko riječi.
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Možda ti nisam rekao
sve o ovoj misiji.
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Ovi ljudi su divni i šta god.
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To je diskutabilno.
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- Zaista smo ovdje zbog zraka.
- Šta?
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Čitavo jezgro
ova planeta je smrznuti gas.
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To je kao slot mašina
koji stalno isplaćuje vazduh!
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To zvuči kao zaista dosadan kazino.
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Jesi li bila u svemiru, Lila?
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Nema puno vazduha tamo,
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a ono što imamo je, otprilike, 50% podrigivanja.
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Zato ih morate nabaviti
da potpiše ovaj ugovor
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dajući nam prava na vazduh.
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dakle,
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ovu mirovnu misiju
ne radi se o miru?
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Ko je rekao da se ne radi o miru?
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U potpunosti se radi o miru.
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Takođe, vazduh.
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Lila, ponekad
mi primoravamo ljude ratom.
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Drugi put idemo glavnim putem
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i prevari ih mirom.
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Izvinite.
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Veliko mi je zadovoljstvo
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da potpiše ovaj mirovni sporazum
sa kapetanom Lilom
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i njene velike kofe svemirskih prijatelja.
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Tradicija nalaže
da stranke počnu
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sa ritualnim klecanjem.
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uh...
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Naš kapetan će rado
uključite se u kvačkanje.
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hoću? Radije ne bih.
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Rekao sam kvržica!
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Blech!
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Ovdje počinje da sazrijeva stvarno.
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Bez uvrede, ali da li je to moguće
svu hranu koju si bacio?
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Hajde da saznamo.
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- Au.
- Čoveče. Smrdi.
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To je kao pokvareno meso
plutajući u lokvi povraćotine.
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Želiš.
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To je durian!
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br.
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Neeee!
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Usput, šta je durian?
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Najgroznije, ali ukusno voće na Zemlji.
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Tako osvježavajuće nakon javnog tuširanja.
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Bože moj. Zapravo ima smrdljive linije.
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Izdrži, pahuljice!
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Sada vidite kako ste se demoralisali
svoje posade!
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Posade koje očekujete
da te pratim u bitku!
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Bar kad sam ja glavni,
ne pate dugo.
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Hajde da vidimo koliko se vi dobro borite
pod ovim uslovima.
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Posada na simulirane borbene stanice!
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Kapetane Cranky! 90 stepeni udesno!
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Podignite štitove, Flashnut!
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Paljba simuliranim projektilom, ti debeli moronu!
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Tako zla.
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Taj simulirani brod
malo liči na moj pravi brod,
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Nimbus.
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Da! Direktan pogodak!
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Ko je debeo, inkontinentni moron?
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Hej, čoveče, to je privlačno!
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Koja pesma svira
na sireni za hitne slučajeve?
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To je sirena za hitne slučajeve!
Napadnuti smo!
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Ah! Idem odavde!
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Treba nam ovaj sporazum, Lila.
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Ponašaj se kao kapetan
i počnite milovati dugmad.
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U ime
Demokratski poredak planeta,
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čast mi je da, s poštovanjem,
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pipaj svoj ljigav...
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Ne mogu to da uradim.
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Nešto se jednostavno čini neprikladnim.
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Možda ova stvar.
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Kakva divna kanta.
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Jumping Judas.
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Nikada nisam video tako realističnu simulaciju.
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Da li je "u redu" simulirati?
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Šta ovo znači?
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Mislio sam da sam vam otkazao svu četvoricu!
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Da, ali ja sam oteo ovaj brod
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nakon što si zavezao svoju patetiku
instruktor osjetljivosti!
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Bio je to trenutak za učenje.
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Dakle, naš brod je bio stvaran?
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I simulacija je simulirana?
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Niko ne otkazuje Dr. Garyja Kinda.
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- Ko je visoki niski momak?
- Dr. Gary Kind,
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jedan od DOOP-a
najozloglašeniji pipači.
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Groper?
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Sada, ovaj gospodin je diplomata.
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Petljao si sa pogrešnim
doktor botaničkih nauka.
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Ali imam sa sobom biološko oružje
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nesagledive snage!
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Ima nešto u sakou!
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I ja isto!
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Isuse. Koliko još durijana
ima li ovaj tip?
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Jedan. Dovoljno da se pokvari
zalihe vazduha ove planete
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vekovima!
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Gary, spusti durian.
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Zakleli smo se da ih nikada nećemo koristiti u miru.
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Bender za Lilu! The Nimbus
bio napadnut prije otprilike sat vremena!
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Vjerovatno sam trebao nazvati ranije.
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Budite u potrazi za malim topovskim brodom
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otprilike da veliki sa milion milja daleko.
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Kapetan Lila,
naredite Nimbusu da puca na Dr. Kinda.
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Ali, on je opkoljen
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od onih jadnih nevinih perverznjaka.
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Mogli bi se povrijediti.
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Kakav bedak!
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Kapetani moraju biti nemilosrdni.
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Ženama je mesto u kuhinji,
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spremajući mi slatku durian pitu.
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To je uvredljiv stereotip.
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Leela je užasna u pečenju.
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Tvojih osam sati
obuka osjetljivosti je završena.
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Molim vas uplatite me
u najbližu kantu za reciklažu.
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Nema šanse.
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Zapp Brannigan,
nakon što ste završili rehabilitaciju,
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Ovim vraćam vas
kao kapetan Nimbusa.
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Naredite da vaš brod zapali!
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Uh, hvala ti, Glab,
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ali, uh, nisam siguran da to mogu.
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Dr. Kind me je mnogo naučio.
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To je divno!
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Sada znam da postoji razlika
između ispravnog i pogrešnog.
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Jedan od njih će te otkazati.
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Vidite šta dobijate sa PC kulturom?
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Slabi kapetani
previše kukavički da puca u bespomoćne!
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Ah, kakva divna noć
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za posmatranje mirisa.
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Trebao si me upucati
pre nego što sam uništio tvoj dragoceni vazduh!
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da sam ja kapetan,
Pucao bih bez razmišljanja!
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Tvojih osam sati
obuka osjetljivosti je završena.
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Molim vas uplatite me...
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Dr. Kind, nakon završetka
vaša rehabilitacija,
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Imenujem te kapetanom Nimbusa.
Naručite svoj brod do--
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Vatra!
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Lila, ti si heroj!
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Quing Airee,
Sada sam spreman da klepetam.
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Ne obazirite se na durian.
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Proglašavam opipavanje opcionim.
Gdje da potpišem?
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u zaključku,
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Iskreno se izvinjavam
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svima onima koje sam povrijedio.
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Posebno Kif Kroker,
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divovske seks dame Amazonije,
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simulirana Leela,
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i, naravno, pokojni dr. Kind.
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Da, dušo!
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Pokret! Ova ceremonija je za Lilu.
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Kapetan Lila,
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herojski osiguran
naše snabdevanje svemirskim vazduhom,
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Predstavljam vam najveću čast DOOP-a,
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medalju za hrabrost.
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Izgovara se velur.
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Vaše odbijanje da pucate
nenaoružani civili kada im se naredi
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bila inspiracija za sve nas,
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kao i osnov za
nečasno otpuštanje!
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sta mislite da je ovo,
Peace Corps? Izlazi!
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Pretpostavljam da jednostavno nemam ono što je potrebno
da bude kapiten DOOP-a.
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Ne, imaš nešto bolje.
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Imaš ono što je potrebno da budeš Lila.
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Yum. Durian!
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Mogu li da ti oèistim obraz
sa mojim viticama?
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Eh, naravno.
I hvala na prvom pitanju.
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Ew, blech!
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Ali i njam.